(read in secret agent
voice) dun, dun, dun.... the clock read exactly 7:26 pm! and the almlost-famous
RED YETI was scheduled to perform at promptly 8:01 PM!!! and we were about 30
minutes away...tick,tock,tick,tock.... time went by as we drove how time likes
to do. THEN we were surprised because we exited the freeway ten minutes before
eight! we were stoked!! but then.... dun,dun,dun. Melanie stupendously(big word
for stupidly) took four and a half wrong turns, and then a train went by
forever long!!! at that precise moment.....
(read in spiritual
voice) we prayed. for the train , who at the time, holds an unknown purpose but
we are sure was sent from God , TO HURRY UP. and for Red Yeti to ...... stall.
hehe. amen.
(read in monotone) we
arrived. spoke, listened , and left.
(read in Hick Voice) weeellllll..... we just skittered down yonder to that big contraption them youngings call a mall, and low behold inside of that darn thang there was A the-a-ter. Well a whoooodddddeeeee! we jumped on that bull and bought two tickets to breaking dawn. and then the darnest thing happened.... it dont start till a whole smackin sixty minutes later, well shoot a pickle. what are we to do then? we had no other choices but to start a walkin down the street, why? well simplly cuz we can! soooo as we were a strolling and chompin and stroddling along we ran into three of the male gender.
(read in spaniard voice) entonces..esto es lo que paso... ellos nos dijieron "hey maybe you guys can help us." And we said, "yes?" And they said "can you tell us where the nearest bar is?" And we thought to ourselves "ummmmmm" <-- like that. And Nini said, "I know where Gracie's is!" And as we tried to explain to them where we were and how to get there very funny things happened. We had noticed that they had accents so Nani asked them where they were from, and they said Spain! And we said no way! (well we thought that) and then we started speaking el Español to each other. We noticed how good theirs was and how ours was not even close to as good as theirs! :/ So we transitioned back to english. They said that they had just come from a convention and said "but we won't tell you what kind!" hahah And after trying to tell them how to get to Gracie's they said "why don't you just take us there! Come with us!" And we were like "oh we can't! We just bought tickets to a movie, sorry, jibber jabber." And they said "whaaaaat? What movie?! We can just pay you for the tickets and then we can all go to the bar! You know you want to go to the bar and have fun with 3 drunken spaniards!!" And we laughed and laughed. And we said nooooo. we can't."
(read in announcers voice) and then as the movie came to its end the girls quickly made a dashing escape and zoomed back to where the Red Yeti concert was taking place and...... GOOOOOAOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!. Red Yeti won!! and will report to Hollywood in January! Waahhhooo. zippididee and farewell to all and a good christmas eves:)
(read in Hick Voice) weeellllll..... we just skittered down yonder to that big contraption them youngings call a mall, and low behold inside of that darn thang there was A the-a-ter. Well a whoooodddddeeeee! we jumped on that bull and bought two tickets to breaking dawn. and then the darnest thing happened.... it dont start till a whole smackin sixty minutes later, well shoot a pickle. what are we to do then? we had no other choices but to start a walkin down the street, why? well simplly cuz we can! soooo as we were a strolling and chompin and stroddling along we ran into three of the male gender.
(read in spaniard voice) entonces..esto es lo que paso... ellos nos dijieron "hey maybe you guys can help us." And we said, "yes?" And they said "can you tell us where the nearest bar is?" And we thought to ourselves "ummmmmm" <-- like that. And Nini said, "I know where Gracie's is!" And as we tried to explain to them where we were and how to get there very funny things happened. We had noticed that they had accents so Nani asked them where they were from, and they said Spain! And we said no way! (well we thought that) and then we started speaking el Español to each other. We noticed how good theirs was and how ours was not even close to as good as theirs! :/ So we transitioned back to english. They said that they had just come from a convention and said "but we won't tell you what kind!" hahah And after trying to tell them how to get to Gracie's they said "why don't you just take us there! Come with us!" And we were like "oh we can't! We just bought tickets to a movie, sorry, jibber jabber." And they said "whaaaaat? What movie?! We can just pay you for the tickets and then we can all go to the bar! You know you want to go to the bar and have fun with 3 drunken spaniards!!" And we laughed and laughed. And we said nooooo. we can't."
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